Q:How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

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madamebomb:

dario58030:

cosmictuesdays:

vampireapologist:

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.

Source: vampireapologist

queerbookcorner:

Next up on our Queer Historical Fiction recs are the 1940s-1950s! Those marked with ✧ have magical realism or minor fantasy elements. Those with a ✦ are historical fantasy.

(via biandlesbianliterature)

Source: queerbookcorner

goldenaltar:

teacupsandcyanide:

broke: when they have to interrogate a suspect, Dirk is never allowed to be the bad cop because he’s too 1) friendly, 2) sweet, 3) English

woke: when they have to interrogate a suspect, Dirk is perfectly capable of being bad cop because he can play eerie and unhinged at a moment’s notice

bespoke: of the agency trio, Dirk is by far the most successful at being the bad cop because not only can he be eerie and unhinged, his settings include; “upsettingly friendly,” “exudes a heady aura of being deeply untrustworthy while smiling too much,” “most annoying person ever handed a kazoo,” “English,” and “conspiracy theorist, Beast Mode,” and he can jump back and forth between them with the agility, dexterity, and enthusiasm of a 40s swing dancer

#what are farah and todd gonna do? punch? #anxiously offer tea? #i feel like todd’s role is to sit on the edge of the table with the kind of relaxed smile that says to the suspect #‘buddy i’m happy to let him go on allll night’ #while Farah cleans her gun silently in the third chair

(via hellenhighwater)

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