christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"any job that isn’t retail"
when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’
friend, i like the way you think.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
ah yes, I remember that! I stg I’m only ever effective when I’m being a smartass.
the rest of the time I’m like “perception check? …there are lots of mushrooms in that corner” “you can’t just decide that” “I go to gather them” “no” “yes” “why”
This is why I love watching them play. I’ll be over there, with my sewing, fulfilling the role of Statler and/or Waldorf. Because it’s great.
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
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